Ok so if you have been any were near a college then you have seen those annoying people with the weird loop things in there ears. Well there called gauges. Anyway i thought of a fun trick to pull on these people. Go to any hardware store and buy a master lock. Then go to any bar that is near a college (there always there) and find some guy or girl with gauges. Start to talk to them and get them to look the other way. (look that girl just took her top off usually works) While there ear lobe is exposed attach the lock and run like hell! Take that you damn hipster!
What's worst is when you talk to people who have gauged ears but their earrings aren't in. Then they just have weird huge holes in their ears.
ReplyDeleteYes it just look freaky lol kinda looks like a defrosted onion ring :P
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced those things are encouraged by people at the top for the rest of us to see how much abuse we can take.
ReplyDeleteThink about it: How many guys and women alike are turning off people with that disgusting trend, then to go home dejected and post online about how no one wants them. Uh, you greatly narrowed the field, dorko.
If you wear a t-shirt with a rude joke, you'll do the same, except with different people.
And tattoos on girls only work well if the art is excellent, the design respectable, and the girl in question has to be ridiculously, are-you-kidding-me-hot, or else it makes you less attractive. It's that the beyond hot girls have so much extra hot, they got some to spare, but a lot of women do not...nor do a lot of guys, I should say too.